Stumps has her first soccer practice tomorrow. Much cuteness is in my immediate future :)
As if I were not already neurotic enough, I just spent the past hour googling brown recluse spiders.
Bumper sticker on the car in front of me this afternoon: “I never liked flies until I unzipped one.”
I’ve had to say “stop it Stumps! leave her head alone!” more times than I can count today. Poor Beans
Stumps has Sesame Street character diapers and insists on choosing them herself. This afternoon she actually said “Do I want to poopoo on Cookie Monster or Elmo?” Um. Sweetie if you are using advanced methods of deductive reasoning to decide which one of your heroes you want to drop a deuce on, surely you are mature enough to use a bathroom. (Today she decided to desecrate Elmo) #godihatepottytraining
Husband and Stumps get to go to the game. Beanie and I get to
(wait for it)
stay home and clean the house.