Brag

On today’s episode of “Parents Jinxing Themselves By Bragging on The Internet”  out hot mom mess Kimmie makes a public internet declaration that her three year old has not worn a pull-up to bed in a week and has not had a single accident. Stay tuned for tomorrow when our protagonist posts a follow-up that she spent the entire night repeatedly blowdrying a twin-size mattress and changing size 4T pajamas while doing the Ugly Cry. (I know potty training status updates are right at the top of the “Reasons People Defriend Me” list, but seriously folks I’m proud)
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