Beginning to suspect that Stumps has discovered that if she says “mosquito” she can get away with smacking me repeatedly without consequence. Well played, demon child. Well played.
This serious introvert who fakes extreme extraversion 45+ hours per week would greatly benefit from no less than four consecutive days spent in a silent, boring, dimly-lit room. I fantasize about self-imposed solitary confinement.
I am starting to suspect that my one year old only hugs me when she wants to blow her nose on my dry clean only work clothes.
Dates of employment listed on a resume received today: “20111 – 2012”. This candidate has mastered the art of time travel. She may be overqualified.
Today I am taking Dayquil that expired in 2008. MotherCatlady would be proud.