Insensitive 3 year old daughter: “Mommy you have a big bottom.”
Mommy with all the extra junk in her trunk: “Sweetie it is not nice to talk about people’s body parts.”
Daughter: “Mommy you have a bottom”
… Mommy (again): “Sweetie it is not nice to talk about people’s body parts.”
Daughter: “Mommy you are big.”
… I am not convinced I am making any progress in my goal of educating Stumps on the importance of tact. However it is worth noting that this morning I went to work sporting unmistakable “I Give Up” hair and thus far the child has not called me out.
Stumps won a goldfish at the fair. She named him (her?) “Sally”. Sally has been living at our house now for ninety minutes. Miraculously, Sally is still alive.
It’s 2:45 am. I’m wide awake. The Bubble Guppies’ halloween hit single, “Spooky”, is running on an endless loop through my head. I may have to give myself a lobotomy.
Husband dressed our nearly four year old this morning which would explain why she is wearing jeans that are size 18 months
Beans is having the type of tantrum this morning that can only be subdued by performing an exorcism