Tainted

It’s all fun and games until someone takes a drink out of the splash pool at the children’s museum. Stumps is grounded from all kid play places until big pharma develops a vaccine for water play tables.

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Morbid

So we are that awkward family at the children’s museum indulging a preschooler who is enthusiastically shouting “Bury me alive! Bury me alive!”

PS – I do wear makeup and wash my hair.

PPS – Sometimes I wear makeup and wash my hair.

Rhetorical

After reviewing 50+ resumes today for leadership positions, I have a rhetorical question. Wouldn’t the recruiting world be a blissful utopia of hiring if applicants only applied for opportunities that they were actually (even remotely) qualified for?