It’s all fun and games until someone takes a drink out of the splash pool at the children’s museum. Stumps is grounded from all kid play places until big pharma develops a vaccine for water play tables.
So we are that awkward family at the children’s museum indulging a preschooler who is enthusiastically shouting “Bury me alive! Bury me alive!”
PS – I do wear makeup and wash my hair.
PPS – Sometimes I wear makeup and wash my hair.
After reviewing 50+ resumes today for leadership positions, I have a rhetorical question. Wouldn’t the recruiting world be a blissful utopia of hiring if applicants only applied for opportunities that they were actually (even remotely) qualified for?
It is a true best friend who will glance over at you for a moment, watch you paint your little heart out, and say “Hm. Are you sure you are using your dominant hand for that?”
How about a little eggnog with that glass of crown royal? Happy Pre-Apocalyptic Birthday To Meeeeeee!!!!!