My coworkers may insist that when I wore jeans tucked into boots to work today, I expressed out loud that skinnies should really come with elastic foot straps. Anyone who would fantasize about stirrups more recently than 24 years ago should really just stick to boot-cuts and flares. Even if stirrup jeans were widely available, there is no way I would wear something that would conveniently and practically keep my pant legs from bunching up at the top of my boots and prevent me from continuously needing to restuff the cuffs back down to my ankles. How ridiculous. Don’t believe their lies!