One of my children has been throwing up all afternoon and the other has a 102 degree fever. Pretty certain the one who has thus far not started vomiting just has not started yet.
Alarmingly, cleaning up multiple episodes of The Pukes off of all of our belongings is only the second most disturbing reality of my Monday evening.
Having one of my children ask to have her “bottom temperature” taken (repeatedly) this evening unquestionably topped the list.
What. The. Hell. Kid.