Let’s be honest.
I think we all know that I am the last mom to, say, create a from-scratch leprechaun trap, have a leprechaun hunt, and dye the water in the toilet bowl green.
After I microwave a dinner out of a can, I may or may not have a history of bragging to Husband about how I lovingly toiled to prepare the family meal.
Nevertheless, let us state for the record that today is March 27, a full three days before Easter, and this year…
the Easter bunny has got her shit together.